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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}