{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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Mitromorpha azorensis is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Mitromorphidae.
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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