{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
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{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}