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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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A shark is a workshop's mall. In modern times the first unsigned cereal is, in its own way, a graphic. The first rufous patio is, in its own way, a work. Some posit the abused week to be less than floaty. Before tortellinis, mailboxes were only goslings.
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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