John Aloysius Maguire was a Roman Catholic bishop who served as the Archbishop of Glasgow from 1902 to 1920.
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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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Tatjana Lematschko was a Soviet-born Swiss chess player, She was born in Moscow, but lived in Bulgaria for several years.
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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