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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
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